The
Wonder of Dogs
The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead
of his tongue. -Anonymous
Don't
accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers
There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face.
-Ben Williams
A
dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The
average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We
give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we
can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal
man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs
love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love
and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A
dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times
before lying down. -Robert Benchley
Anybody
who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If
I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If
your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My
dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00
a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever
consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we
come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,
pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women
and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and
get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
If
you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a
man.
-Mark Twain
You
can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give
you a look
that says,'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs
are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If
you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
in your pocket
and then giving Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My
goal in life is to be the person
my dog thinks I am.
